I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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