im drinking this country out of the recession.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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