So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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