so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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