dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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