the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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