i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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