Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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