Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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