Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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