as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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