His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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