There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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