You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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