As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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