Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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