Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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