I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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