Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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