I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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