So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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