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So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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