It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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