Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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