I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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