I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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