I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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