Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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