it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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