i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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