you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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