Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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