Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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