i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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