I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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