My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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