Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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