Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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