i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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