How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
i out mim tonsoeep
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