the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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