is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Randomize
