Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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