So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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