i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
