Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I wear drunk well.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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