Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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