His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Yo dont text me then not text me
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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