OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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