So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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