I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Hippo gnu deer
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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