Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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