carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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