Moan for me like Helen Keller
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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