You work out of a Hotel?
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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