If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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